He is the one and only Jing ye. Jingye sometimes also goes by the name Hotpieceofshit. Jing ye is 13 in the year 2008 but will be 14 at 0000 22022009. Jingye is currently studying in Victoria school. Yay

A kawaii piece of shitty faggot who's aspiration is to be a banker to earn big bucks, buy a damn car, kill both guinea pigs, and marry a wife as hot as jessica alba.

I want Tom Cruise's balls. I also want to kill Nat Ho because he drove Felicia chin's car. I wish that one day, I would be dating a hot girl by the name of Felicia Chin

I hate drugs. I hate my computer. I hate mr chia. I hate kaderuppan. I hate sanjeev. I hate regan I hate linking people. I HATE ... erm... there's nothing else to hate...

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Assholes. Those two brats.



Guinea pigs.

Shits alot, pees alot. So its like shit shit shit shit pee pee drink water pee pee ,eat hay, shit shit shit pee pee pee shit drink water pee pee pee SQUEAK(makes a sound to show that they are hungry......again.)

I had enough.

I wanna cut their fur, boil them and give it to either Kaderuppan or Obama.

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

And yes! Do you know what is Obama?

Only Boys Are Motherfucking Attractive.

Lols.

Yay.

Im so genious.

You jealous?






Okay, i wanna let you guys know that i am now a Tenor instead of a sop. I have officially breaked my cute and handsome voice and now im a man, on my road to become the most hottest guy in America like Tom cruise.

Maybe not tom cruise.

Let me get back to the topic.

I believed that me going to tenor is a blessing in disguise, cos i look so much hotter and more masculine.

Seriously, i was very sad at first, cos i was used to singing my fake but cute and lovable sop voice.
But now i realized that some sacrifices have to be made to be the hottest guy on Earth.

Its been 2 lessons since i was a tenor. And do you know what is the pathetic thing?

My group only have 9 people.





FUCK.

Thats all i can say. I won't complain about being a tenor or complain about not being able to sing sop, because i know that Buddha is helping me to be the hottest guy on Earth.

And yes, let me rant about another thing.

I admit, I have no life, i am lifeless, so i watched GROOM MY ROOM ON KIDSCENTRAL.

On a second thought, theres nothing to be afraid of. Even my Mother watched Kidscentral.

Dont mind me, i am going to rant about 2 things of kidscentral that REALLY PISSES ME OFF.

Okay, for those who have watched groom my room and has found out that the producers of groom my room have increased their budget by a fold(1000bucks) and have TOTALLY wasted all of it on a fat-ass hip-hop wannabe bitch and is smiling throughout the show because the fatass girl was very ''cute'' and ''bubbly'',


YOU DESERVE A FUCKING SLAP.

I mean like, she never tell the shop owner what colour she wanted on the sticker, then the sticker was made and she begged like a whore to the shop owner to redo the sticker.

If its a small Pokemon sticker, i wont mind la.

BUT IT IS A DONKEY-DAMN $80 STICKER!

So damn angry. The shop owner actually had to comply to her needs(dun think dirty) to redo the sticker. $80 BUCKS LEI!

actually it was 100, the bitch asked for a fucking discount.

Then i dunno how she even raps. For example, this is so cool , man!

She was directing it to the host of the show(Melody Chen)

I mean like, hello? Cant you see that melody is a WOMAN, not a MAN?

Had to listen to her slanging crap for 30 minutes.

I know, i could have turned off the tv, but the problem is that i like to see melody chen, coz she's HOT. :)

thanks man, cool man, i wan personality man, yo man, paint it man , it looks nice man, she's my best friend man, man, man, man, man,man,man,man,man,man..............

You know what? This is getting on my nerves.

I digress. Let me talk about something else.

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ONE HOUR OF THE MOST BORING SHIT EVER, ROBIN AND BOOK OF TALES, EVER WEEKDAY? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CANCEL OUT SPONGEBOB?

(Its a story of a faggot called Robin and his crush/best friend Liaan having a fucking book with no fucking pages and they need to fill it up by completing the stories and going through obstacles like the no life villian aunty bitch.)

I have endured 3 seasons of the no life plot, 3 seasons of the no life characters, 3 seasons of the crappiest music that no normal human can love.

If they put the opening song to a disco or a pub, everyone would leave.

Trust me.

My point is that why is it so hard to put in nicer cartoons like spongebob instead of Gransazers and other crap filled cartoons like CHALKZONE?

I wanna cry.

You lucky bastards out there who have cable tv, we poor people have been slugging our guts out to watch free cartoon channels(kidscentral) and gay indian shows on vansatham?

So kids, get into a good school, get a goof future, make big money, buy a car, marry a hot lady and most importantly....




GET CABLE TV!

Okay, just wanted to make this post entertaining.


Check out hai cin's blog. It has no life and there are millions of OMG-so-funny-i-wanna-jump-down-and-die jokes.

You get what i mean.

And leightons. leightonteo.blogspot.com. It contains 2 sentences. Simply wonderful.


So hai xin, pay me 5 bucks and one silver viewty and i will stop criticizing you, unless you wanna get pounded by my OH-SO-FABULOUS english prowess.

And lastly. how come 6C no gathering harhs? Our class no life liao...








especially when we have wang hai xin in 6C. Muahahahahahahahahaha!

Like what the title says.

My sis got a pink viewty. F***k, i want one.

Seriously speaking.

I want one.

You! Give me one.

Dont give me your gay excuse.

GIVE ME ONE, Son Of A Retard(SOAR)

Woah! Came up with a new acronym!




Okay let me get back to topic.

I mean like, i was the unlucky one who had to go with my sister to Starhub to get a stupid phone.

The problem is:




I did'nt know she was going to get a LG KU900, Viewty explore the next generation, a camera of 5 Megapixels, Touchpad with a stylus, Uber pink like Barbie, with the coolest games in the phone itself, and a stylish, cool and compact . Just like the size of Dora the Explorer's balls; if she ever has one.

Thought she was gonna get a Sony ericsson phone, the same as Sudharkar's.

Sanjeev Sudharkhar Menon, the one who gets his ass sunburnt frequently with the pleasure of Kaderuppan digging his earhole.

You get the idea.



I really want the Viewty! I mean like, im willing to stab Sudharkar 30 times with a knife to get a viewty.

Must wait 2 years...

2 years with my boring, yay-bringing-shadows-to-life-is-like-SO-fun shitty Cybershot gayshit K810i.

Must perservere .


AND YES!

I wanna make a counselling group called SPEAK UP

Saddam Peeing Excitedly At Kembangan's Underwear Property.

I will prove to you my skills.




Recently, i received a letter.



Dear hot guyzz,


I duu nortt noee wai ii feel~ lykke a twwit*. Moii habb a Cam, tten meggapixxel~, moii lyke takin picct of moii self! Moii thinkk~ moii cutey Pie! bart moi bf dunn lyke me sooooooo twitz. Bart horrss, moi styl thinkk moi chio buu nehs! Wut shuldd moi duu?

BY, annabelgoestolivinghelltorapeHitlerandpeeinOsama'stoilet-san

Translation!

Dear Jingye,

I do not know why i feel like a *girl who likes camwhoring and using African Language to speak on the net. I think that i am a Cutey Pie in Mini Toons. But my boyfriend don't like me being an official girl who likes camwhoring and using African Language to speak on the net. However, i still think i am as hot as Felicia Chin. What should i do to snap out of my illusion?

BY, Huh? What kind of name is that?



Okay, erm, annabellgoestolivinghell something, i got a piece of advice for you. I hope you take it very seriously. Okay here goes. I know its a big blow but:

Get a Life, Bitch/Sow/Twit!


I am like so good at counselling!

If you are interested in Joining SPEAK UP, sms me at 900985**.

And i will be revealing my crush in the next post. Someone who you might never expect.

And yeah, try guessing on my blog(tag). If you guess it correctly, i buy you carrot cake when school starts.

P.S. The carrot cake in the canteen taste like kanasai. I mean, Hashi**'s kanasai.

Kanasai means: Black/Waste/Undigested food/Smelly/Filth/ Sanjeev Sudharkar Menon.
(Search results by: Oxford Thesaurus)

If you wanna recommend me to your friend or sis, go ahead, considering that i am like so CHARMING. *wink*

I bet you don't even know it.

You will never know it.

You have never witnessed it.

It is......

Papa Day.

The damn ironic thing is that my Parents are working like a bunch of retards queing up for a sale.

I'm not trying to make this funny.

It's like dont you see the problem? Its Papa Day and many are still working like a retard.

Its like constipating in the toilet for 5 hours during your birthday.

No, no. Its not like that.Let me give a different one.

It's like picking your nose when you're about to kiss someone.

Nah, doesnt sound right at all. Let me try again.

It's like... erm... Barnyhelping you to dig your nose and the aftermath is that you get a bigger nose hole because of his fat finger.

Yeah! Sounds better!

Okay , let me get back to the topic.

Many children nowadays are suffering from Boredom-due-to-Father-working-like-a-retard-on-Father's-Day syndrome. They have nothing to do during Father's Day besides digging their nose and listening to Madonna's slutty album.

4 minutes to get a life.

If you are still oblivious to your surroundings and don't spread the message in MSN TO AT LEAST 20 PEOPLE... ... ...



Erm...








I will be sad?

You know you dont like to see a Hot Guy cry, right?

And happy Papa Day.

Muacks.

Not to you. To Felicia Chin.

Maybe Fiona Xie Or Jade Seah.

Finally! My job as a student is done! I mean, it's done FOR now.

Besides skipping my Maths hmwork to copy in class, i guess everything is going smoothly.

YES! I CAN NOW FINALLY WATCH ANIME IN PEACE!

That's what I believed, untill I found out that my computer crashed.

Talk about not flushing the toilet after you shit and wiped your ass.

SO IRONIC. Spent the last 3 hours doing my homework to find out that my computer can crash as high as 20 times per day.

Okay fine, maybe more lorhs.

Who knows? When im halfway 'writing' this blog entry, the computer might just crash!

UPDATE! JUNE 12TH 6.37P.M

My computer crashed.

Yay.

Gotta celebrate the computer for crashing 22nd time by watching The Showdown at 8.

Can't wait to see Sulaimi(Game Master) getting mocked by The Muttons!

And yeah, My Internet spoiled and my FireFox(If you know what that is) has been extinguished.

You know what it means.




Fine, you don't.

The internet can't work.

Watching Hikaru no Go like a retard now. Feeling guilty cos

I HAVENT DONE ANY SINGLE HOMEWORK YET.

I keep telling myself: Do your fu**ing homework! Yes, your homework!

But i just can't .. bring myself to do it.

Its like as if Hilary Clinton trying to block me from going into a public toilet.

I'm am like so depressed right now. And whats more, I died in Final Fantasy 12 today. How?

I got gangbanged by 3 GigaToads,4 Faggotish Bats and 2 Gay Rats.

I tried my best to escape,

BUT THE ASS LICKING TOAD IS BLOCKING THE PASSAGEWAY!

Then shortly after 2 minutes, GAME OVER.

Quitting FF12 soon. Its too hard without a guidebook.

Whatever. Its just a trivial matter anyways.

OH YES, my computer sort sort liaoz.

My computer the memory as blur as my Mom. Yesterday was 1.2gb. Now?

A mere 106Mb.

Oh i checked again. its now 98 Mb.

Donkey.

My life is over now. Can somebody as hot as Felicia Chin come up to me and embrace/kiss me?

Someone sms me to tell me to do homework! Im addicted to anime.

YAH. After watching Hikaru No Go, I'm planning to watch One Piece.

364 episodes.

I must have no life at all.

You can choose to congratz me, or you can just give me a slap to awaken me from my horrible nightmare.


IN MALAYSIA...

It all started waking up so freaking early in the morning.At2.Joking.

Took the damn cold airconny bus 168 to woodlands interchange.Then took the damn hot 950 to customs to meet my dear uncle.

I know that i am hot, but sometimes even Fann Wong(another person who is as hot as me) cant endure too cold or too hot temperatures. You know what i mean, Felicia Chin?

Uncle bring us go Kluang.I didnt know what the hell was kluang at first.seriously.

Then we visit ah ma!

FOR ASSHOLES WHO ARE NOT CHINESE(no offense):AH MA MEANS GRANDMAMA.

After that, our family went strolling nearby.And guess what?WE SAW 57 CHICKENS, 2 TURKEYS, AND 9 DOGS!

Yeah i counted.

And yes, i saw a mofo dog who bitten a KITTEN to death.Its probably a bitch.

(FROM OXFORD DICTIONARY:Bitch:A term to describe a female dog.)

Sad right?I know my sister is a sadist, likes seeing animals get killed.But, a dog??

SO sad la.People nearby dont give a kcuf about it. An infant nearby was like laughing.

FAGGOT!

Forget about it.the whole thing.Makes you wanna dig your own ass thinking about it.

SO, we went to kluang shopping mall and buy my pirated cds.

I bought Naruto Shippuuden:Narutimate Accel 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, FF12,GT4,and odin sphere and bully.

Guess what? Only Bully and msg3 worked.

SIAN LAR!

After that we went home to rest.Me read 8 days.I found out that Tay Ping Huay... nvm.You dont need to know.

I WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL.SO SIAN AT HOME LORS!I WANNA GO BACK AND BULLY BRYAN KIANG.

Its damn fun to bully bryan kiang la! He just goes like :wa lao!

LOL! Miss those times.

Okay back to the point. We went to johor to shop.And i saw millions of adidas imitations!

So tempted!SO cheap!But no, i am not cheap.

Not as cheap as bryan i think .

I bought a shoe that costs 219 RM!So ex, but very simplistic and nice.

But what makes it so beautiful is that i dont have to pay for it.

Blogging peacefully, it had dawned on me that i have done something spectacular,something that a victorian must do.

SMUGGLING PIRATED CDS AND BUBBLEGUM.

I bet there are some pussys out there who dun even dare to smuggle lors.

Okay then we ate dinner and it sucked. Now i know why its so cheap.

It gave me a tummyache!

I was like(in the toilet): BOOOOOOOOOOOOOT,BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT BUUT BUUT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BOOT BUUUUT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

Woah!

But still, it felt good.