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2009-04-21T03:36:00.000-07:00

HELLO? I have moved to jingyeishandsome.blogspot.com

NO FLAMING PLEASE

LOL?

2009-02-16T02:38:00.000-08:00

Dudes. This blog is dead.

I still get 52 views. This shows how good my narrating is.

OKAY THIS BLOG IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED!

LIVEJOURNAL IS ALSO SCREWED UP!

SHALL NOW CONCENTRATE ON FINDING CHIO BU'S FOR NEXT YEAR VALENTINE'S DAY!

Must work hard... must work hard.

Might revive this blog if I get 10 people telling me to revive my blog.

LOL YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN READ THIS POST.

Closure Baby.

2008-10-29T16:54:00.000-07:00

Due to overwhelming request for me to blog, I guess i would have to give you reader's a final note.

Okay the truth is really hard to digest.

I have stopped blogging.

Giving you a few minutes to cry, be fast about it . . . . . . .

To be reasonable, i will blog for one last time before I SWITCH TO LIVE JOURNAL!

Creating a Livejournal, cos it shows way cooler than blogspot.

Livejournal is way more different that blogspot, just like me, way more hotter than you guys. No offense. Live journal really reflects on my personality.

OKay.

Switching now.

Yeah relink me at craplove.livejournal.com

MY FACE HURTS!

2008-09-01T03:03:00.000-07:00

Oh yeah, a great harvest today.

2 Days worth of posts.

I havent been posting cos i am busy having a nose job.

SHIT I LET MY SECRET OUT!

Nevermind.

So let me start with...

TEACHERS DAY.

One word again. Fuck.

In Victoria, it all started out damn well.

Damn fun.

Yes, Spongebob the movie.

It was nicer than any other Nazi crap that you can find on the internet.

I dont know what sanjeev or regan have offended god or something, but we dont deserve what had happened.

We dont deserve it.

The fucking Projector spoiled.

There goes our spongebob fantasy.

Imagine you are having a ball of your time jacking your enemy's dick, only to find out that your enemy has NO dick at all.

Infuriating, aint it?

Another angry thing.

I know i know that i havent been giving the teachers a present, but i dont need presents from my teachers.

And just what did the teachers give me?

Haha that remains a secret. HEE HEE!

If you are in 1h, you would know that it as something to do with collecting money for charity.

A complete waste of time.

Fine, went back to school to see the teachers.

What a wonderful teachers day. The teachers, i mean, teacher i wanted to see was in the hospital, conceiving her son.

To think me and jonathan spent 20 minutes in making the most wonderful card in the world for her.

Maybe not the most wonderful, perhaps the nicest toilet paper you can find.

Yeah, we squashed it.

Anyways, saw some of my friends in CZPS. Joseph was just turning emo. At that time, i really wanted to use my OMIGOSH vocab to make him cry, but considering the fact that he is a faggot and more prone to crying, i thought that i better not provoke him in case he sues me.

See? I am like so clever.

Went for lunch with my 6c friends at Macs. Very nice, cos i havent been eating it for 4 months.

Its the truth.

FINE IM LYING!

Had a very nice chat with joseph, william, theodore and hai xin. The rest were too engrossed in girls.

But Amelia and the white bitch keeps laughing at what i say which is not funny and its irritating too.

Whereever priscina walks in school, deodorant would be sprayed.

IS THAT SO FUNNY TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU WOULD GO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?

Hey ive got another one.

The principle wanted to cane priscina, but he dare not, cos he is scared he'd be the one who gets killed by her scent.

So funny!

Zhengsheng keeps telling me that i resemble a cuttlefish, when cooked, would produce bubbles, just like the pimples on my face.

Well i always wanted to tell him this.

Pimples are merely a sign of maturity and from your speech, that tells me that you are plain jealous that i go through puberty and you dont. Dont worry, you'll get yours someday, i mean a few years later. I forgot that you were just 6. Sorry i just looked at your height, so, are you 6?

Okays, just to sum it up, That day suckedddddddddddddddd so baddd.

WILD WILD WET AND WALLE.

Yay today is fun! Pure fun!

Went out with zachary, bryan, leighton and samuel to wild wild wet today! Damn fun! If you havent been there, i have nothing to say.

I decided not to reveal my top, as people would see my strong 8 packs that even obama would be envious of.

So we first went to the shiok river, and played catching!

Its like so tense la! Imagine zachary chasing after you at top speeds.

We then proceeded to play Ularlar 3 times in a row.

Scary, but fun!

I was like OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA~

We were just plain crazy. And there were like only 20 people in WWW.

Then proceeded to play the playground.

Not that fun, except for that yakult part where water just splashes on your back.

When it was about to topple over, i was like Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck PAIN!

We then wnt to the Tsunami, and i got stuck at the 1.8m corner.

Thanks to my low density body and amazing legs, i kept alive.

I replayed all these crap untill lunch.

IT WAS TERRIBLE!

But i soon forgot these crap when we watched WALLE.

Its fucking nice la! You would know that it is a masterpiece cos it has not much dialogue but it keeps you glued to the seat.

I mean glued to the eyes.

And its only 6 bucks.

WOWOWOWOWOWOW.

Its damn funny you should watch it.

OKay i going toilet now to wash my face.

And to shit as well.

I sure can multitask!

3 China musketeers...

2008-08-23T06:29:00.000-07:00

3 china people set on shore to beijing to compete in ping pong.

Maybe not a shore.

Okay the main point is...

Did you see Li Jia Wei crying? In the newspaper?

Wait, wait, give me time to sort out my wonderful english.

And yes, she was crying. Her sullen face reflects upon the loss of her cheap bronze medal. She was so full of hope, hoping to beat other other countries besides china to get her hands on that cheap thingy. But God abhored her fucked up face which was a mere representation of the modern Enning, and made her compete against another fucked up faced china bitch, who was also a represention of the face you get when you squint your eyes too much. Both of them fought hardly... like pussys. One by one gets thrashed by another, and soon , Li Jia Wei had suddenly diverted her thinking to Obama, and did not concentrate on the battle. This was why Li had lost. The reason for her loss is not her skill, its OBAMA! So the moral of the story is, vote for McCain. He is white too.

Besides that hint of racism and oh-so-shitty english, that was quite an essay.

I be truthful now. Li had fought well with her my20000bucksmustnotflyaway attitude and she lasted for... erm... 5 seconds? Literally?

Feng, on the other hand, has more of a face of a failed plastic surgery, but anyone can tell that she is the one with the better skills. Besides, shes damn young. Young enough to be a prostitute. Opps, is she one already?

Anyways, if you read the New Paper, the coach from China said that Feng has the potential to be a world class player. Just like me, i have the potential to be... erm... marry Felicia? OKay thats fucked up random.

If im not wrong, table, tennis, balls is from china right? That explains why China has like gold gold gold gold. Since they are facing an economic crisis, why don't they sell the gold medal for like 5 bucks? I doubt its even real in the first place. And they actually bite it. Taste like kangkong by the looks on their omgsohappy faces.

Overall, Singapore did well, IF ONLY LI JIA WEI HAD CUT HER HAIR BALD. Let me tell you why. Her current hairstlye blends with her face so much that china was motivated to beat the crap out of the ugly.

Does it make sense? Yes it does!

See? I have done some thorough thinking.

Speaking about economy crisis earlier, Usain Bolt from africa can save million of kids, if he sells both his gold medals.

Shit, i forgot they were fake.

Okay enough of the olympics.

Shall talk about choir today.

It all started with an uber cool nice weather.

Fine it was raining.

I almost fell due to the slippery floor, but since im like so agile like Usain Bolt and have godly legs like Michael Pulps, nevermind you dont need to know.

FINE I FELL DOWN. HAPPY?

Ya then we had practice, practice, practice, practice, afternoon practice, afternoon practice followed by a severe headache.

Give me a minute to prepare my wonderful script.

I wasnt einstein. But fuck it. My vision was blurry. I saw Anthana(dunno how to spell) as Hilary Clinton. I saw Cheng Kan as Napolean. Everything was absurd and topsy turvy. There was only a single word to describe my feelings. Fuckingjsabaijsnkjdsajdnjsna. Maybe that wasnt a word, but if i compare it to Lee Hsien Loong's dying father, it is most likely a word.
I touched my head. It was Hot. Yay that is a good thing, but, okay it is not a good thing. I was furious. I saw angels on my laurel. I saw magnolia clouds. I saw a colossal ear. I inevitable saw Buddha. I was in NIRVANA.

Fuck. That just ... sucked.

Okay to sum it up in 5 words, i had an headache.

Aaron was kind enough to let me sit, or else i would be in the hospital now.

Thank you aaron and jason and chengkan and buddha fo making me sleep on the bus after dismissal.

And yea, i recovered by 40 percent.

In the bus.

Anyways, i might be going to wild wild wet this teachers day with 6 people.

OKAY I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO SAY.

SO SHUT UP. BEFORE I THINK YOU LIKE ME.

Yeah thats for tonight.

Goodnight.

Shit headache again.

WTF?

2008-08-15T04:12:00.000-07:00

Okay 2 good news.

I mean 3.

1. I got my hp back. yay.

2. CA2 is fucking over

3. I found the teddybear that i lost 5 years ago.

Three good things to tell you guys.

Nowadays i cant find time to update my blog due to exams. I mean like, hot people MUST get hot marks. You know what i mean right? Opps sorry, you are not hot so you wont understand.

I shall now tell you that i survived the 30 day torture camp.

I did it.

Mr chia gave me back my phone.

I feel victorious.

I feel the surging energy to shave Britney Spears head - again.

Tips on what to do when you get back your hp:

1. Rub it on your chest
Okay that sounds disgusting. But, just do it.

2. Feel the warmth on your cheeks.
After rubbing, there would be heat. To get pleasure, let the cheeks feel the energy.

3.Check for the items.
See if your memory card and battery is intact. If you want to, you can accuse the person who confiscated your hp for taking your memory card when you dont even have one.

4. OPTIONAL! Point middle finger at the person who confiscated your hp and run away!
If you are as daring as Britney spears and as lucky as angelina jolie( the lady who had twins),
point the finger and say fuck you, then proceed to run away. Okay, i dont think you should do this... unless it is your brother or your mom. Maybe not your mom.

Okay to sum it up, good people, i mean, hot people will have hot endings.

Joking.

So my beautiful life of hanging out with friends, throwing food at people, pulling regan's dick and jacking bryan kiang begins anew. Without worries about my phone. Everything is perfect BUT TODAY I JUST FUCKING DROPPED MY PHOE TO THE GROUND NOW IT HAS 5 SCRATCHES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Nvm ... as long as i get back my phonie.

Today went out with my sis to Pizza hut.

Have it ever crossed your mind that Pizza hut should actually be selling pizza in straw huts, instead of restaurants?

And have it ever crossed your mind that 80 percent of the workers in tampines mall outlet are Malays? Not to be racist.

Wowwwwwww.......... so the workplace for the malays is pizza hut and the workplace for chinese is... erm... huh.... OMG THE REST OF THE RACES HAVE THEIR OWN TERRITORY EXCEPT FOR CHINESE! ALL HOPE IS GONE! Better find way to have plastic surgery to change into an indian...

EWWW! Bad idea.

Anyway, i ate the pasta. Seriously, its freaking heaven. But not as heaven as a lip to lip kiss with felicia CHIN.

Okay i had enough of rambling. Might go out with eric this sunday to watch journey to the center of the rectum. Sean asked me out for escape theme park today but i declined becos etp are for kids. I am not a kid.

I admit i am a kid but not an ordinary kid.

I AM A KIDSCENTRAL KID!

Okay shall wrap this up with a self created joke. Why do indians suck at frisbee?
Cos they throw prata! La mao!

It does not make sense though, even though it might work if you threw a murtabak or an egg prata.

Go see the video on beinggayisgood.blogspot.com. The one with the humping. It is my friends video footage of 2 13 year olds pretending to erm you know. Not violence, okay it is violence, in a sick way.

Hai xin friend , a girl, humps the boy in front of him. Shes behind the chair he's sitting on. Can you imagine it? Its all wrong! Just go see the video. It should be the boy behind and the girl on the chair! Go and see it.

It defys the way of nature. I mean, giving birth.

This eloquence of mine.

2008-08-01T01:05:00.000-07:00

You! Yes you!

Fuck you!

Yes FUCK you!

Only you!

I deleted the 2 entries!

So fuck you!

Okay enough.

I would seriously like to apologise.

Jason(the one who's sirname has a dick) told me that if my blog is found out, i am screwed.

But rest assured, I am nt scared.

FUCK I'M SCARED!

Sorry for being such a pussy.

I mean, its like badmouthing britney spears on your blog and at night she sppears in your dreams in her bald hair, raping you and pulling your nuts.

I do not seriously wanna cause any trouble.

I want to blame someone for this misfortune.

My prowess in english and my great sense of humour.

I did not know that by blogging, people could see the Oxford-university-hot-nerd potential in me when reading my blog.

Okay to simply put it across, i am better than you in english.

But nevertheless, im sorry. Sorry for being such a eloquent speaker, a great blogger, a hot sec1 and for having curly hair.

Okay that is like SO random.

So guys, dont pester me to update my blog.

I personally believe that true talent can only be nurtured through time.

Great minds think alike.

So if you dont think alike, then you dont have a great mind, which means that you are dumb, which also means that you live in woodbridge hospital, which also also means that you are seeking counselling for being an idiot, which means that you cry everyday, which ultimately means that you have no life.

And yes, it does not apply to me.

Subsequently, if i dont think alike like you, that means that i have my own opinions, which also means that i am independent, which also means that i am intelligent, which must have meant that i am hot, which also also means that girls sought after me, which ultimately means that i have a life.

Perfect!

Ah yes, that r

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

You know what that means right?

Okay fine you dont.

It means that my com has gone gaga and restarted by itself again.

But you cant blame my second honey(my first honey is still felicia chin)
(NOTE FOR IDIOTS=second honey is my computer)

It lived sucessfully for 8 and a half years, with tools like a 256MB/KB RAM, a genuine Windows 98, a pirated windows xp, a pirated windows vista(fucking gay), a pirated adobe photoshop CS2, and other more pirated stuff.

So just call my computer a Pirate.

Okay let me get back to what i was saying.

Just 1 more week and i can finally get back my handphone.

When i get it, i will have some shi ren kong jian(2 people world) with it.

Pardon my fucked up chinese.

I will treat everyone to handmade fishballs made by felicia chin in Tong Xin Yuan when i get my handphone.

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YOU GUESSED IT! I WAS LYING!

Okay lar, i want to play my hula hoop liao.

What? Are you jealous about my hot body and my hot abs?

HUH? You want some tips on being skinny, muscular and hot like me?

Okay, heres the first and final tip that you MUST always remember if you want to have a hot body like mine.

It is.......

Almost there...

Almost there!

You've reached! Haha joking. Almost there!

Almost there!

Okay im tired. Here is the next tip. Scroll DOWN!

Almost there!

Almost there!

Okay, here it is!

SCROLL DOWN!

Okay im tired.

THE TIP IS...........

SCROLL DOWN!

Eat more fried food.

Yep! Thats all you need to do to have a hot body like mine.

Happy eating!

And yes, i have two words for you, Aliff.

Fuck you!

2 Days of fun in the fucking sun. And the air con.

2008-07-08T01:06:00.000-07:00

2 Days.

Of fucking fun.

Yeah, tahts it.

I know, its pathetic describing it in 3 words.

But seriously.

Not too sure about the day before.

So just fucking sit back, relax, and enjoy this 2 day's worth of posts.

July 6th, Sunday

Woke up at 9 to do housework. Sacrificed my beauty sleep just to know that fucking syed cant come.

Okay nvm. Can postphone.

Yeah. SO FUCKING SIMPLE.

But apparently, there is one guy who has tuition at that time and wouldnt know that we would postphone it.

SIAN SIAN SIAN..

Cannot leave him in the lurch right?I'm not so heartless unlike fucking Amy winehouse.

Maybe britney, not sure.

So i waited at Bugis MRT at 12.30, waiting for either eric or bryan to come.

Waited like a retard.

And yay finally i see byran kiang.....

with his twin sister.

The sister see me then so fucking shy.

Then eric came.

So the adventure starts.

3 chinese people asking for directions to Kampong Glam who dont know what the fuck are they supposed to do.

SO... we asked directions and mmore directions till we found out that Arab street is 50meters away from us.

SIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. SIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

But we survived thanks to me.

We were suppossed to interview some people in the mosque.

And guess what?

The motherfucking visitor hours are over.

So we went to a fabric shop.

Those two bastards didnt have the guts to ask the lady questions, so they went like : jingye you can do it!

Idiotic bitches.

Then guess what happened?

The owner's niece works in victoria school!

Woah! So coincidental lor!

Then to celebrate finishing our project, we go 7 11 in kampong glam to drink slurpeeeeeeee.

So fucking nice under the sun.

I mean like, you must view it in a different perspective la.

Its not easy interviewing people when we all-chinese interviews a different race without a help of a similar race!

With syed around, its peanuts. Without syed, its cashew nuts.

Feel so shiok now. WE 3 FUCKING CHINESE SURVIVED WITHOUT SYED! YAY!

So, went home with bryan and eric. Went home to continue my routine of shitting and eating.

July 7, Monday

Finally! A proper class gathering without shanthi!

What im trying to say is that the class will be quiet if mdm shanthi grows.

Mdm shanthi tortures me with her constant screaming and bad breath.

SOMEONE BUY HER BREATH POP ON HER BIRTHDAY!!!!

Getting back to the point, i went to meet those guys and gals at cheers.

Felt reunited again...

Untill theodore bought his golden psp!

Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!

When everyone met, it was like so funny!

Realized that all my friend's attitudes are like 10 times better than that whore Weiyang.

Okay, 7 times.

If you want me to say that youre better than weiyang 10 times, give me 5 bucks.

So the class took the mrt to bedok to take the bus.

So damn funny la! We were like talking random stuff like Beng Haun slits his wrist because he likes CJ7!

Its was literally like laughter la! Then we reached leisure park!

Okays, we went to eat KFC.

The fish Ole was nice... but the colestraw wasnt because FUCKING EMO BENG HAUN POURED ICE ALL OVER MY COLESTRAW! MY FUCKING NICE COLESTRAW THAT EVEN A PEASANT WOULD EAT SHIT TO TASTE IT!

After that, the class went to play arcade. Me and vivian played para para. Guess thats the only game we are good at lor!

More lowlifes like hai xin and tingjia spent 12 bucks on getting Mickey Mouse thingy. I was like...
erm... FUCK?

Then after that, WE WENT ICE SKATING!

Its was fucking hard.

It was my first try okay!

Besides a few ocasional helps from my dear friends, i did very well on the ice.

Fine, im lying.

Must thanks zhengy at least. He taught me how to fall properly.

That helped ALOT!

You know what i mean!

Maybe you dont.

That means that i fell alot of times. But falling is the key to happines!

FINE I MADE THAT UP!

That was basically it. 2 hours of painfull fun.

So painful to the extent that i got a 1.5cm diameter blister on my toe.

After that, we went bowling!

I got the fucking lowest! But i was actually giving in to the other newbs. Cos i know they suck.

Hai xin especially.

Theres so much thats happening i cant remember what happened there.

Maybe i got poisoned by leighton's cocktail in school

Okay, so we went home. I suggested to everyone that we should celebrate a ''wehateweiyang'' anniversary end of the year!

Its going to be so exciting! Ripping his balls off and feeding it to Kiwi birds.

Yeah im tired. Gotta stop blogging liao. Love you guys and gals! Except Priscina. Ken can have her, seriously.

P.S. YUN JIN! I OWE YOU 10 CENTS!

Hancock? More like Shitcock.

2008-07-05T07:16:00.000-07:00

I shall not be appalled by the movie too soon; i will explain why i slept in the cinema today.

Okay, woke up at 5.45 just to find out that i mistaken my tee for my boxers. I was like FUCK.

Spent 2 minutes ''strolling'' back to my room to take my boxers.

I now know that i am like so pathetic.

Okay, i took a bus. Bus 31. A double decker.

And guess what motherfucking happened.

Out of all seats, a TKGS girl sat beside me. Beside me and my puma bag.

I do not know fucking why.

Seriously.

She puts NIVEA deodorant.

She smells nice.

She is 13/14.

She sits beside me.

32 empty spaces.

I am so ... erm... yeah.

A feeling that cant be described in words.

Dont be jealous!

And guess what? I checked my horoscope and my lucky day is 5!

I alwaays thoght that horoscopes are just some inaccurate kanasai reading based on stupid stars on the stupid sky. I was SOOO wrong...

Okay enough of that... erm... lucky day.

Went for choir, have to sing CLimb Every Mountain. A crapped up song.

Sian, missed the times when i sang Credo as a sop.

Strain my voice like Hitler on Fire.

Seriously

After that, i went to watch Hancock with lleighton,samuel and ernest.

Okay, at first thought it was going to be a hell of a time.

Indeed, it was HELL OF A TIME.

You get what i mean! :)

The first few 1 hour is damn fucking nice.

Epic. Will Smith can really act.

I was like laughing and enjoying it like a retard on hot bricks.

Untill the PART WHERE HE FOUGHT WITH A STRONG BITCH.

It's so fucking fast that i was like ''hypnotised''

Okay let me keep it blunt.

I slept.

ZZZZZ
ZZZZ
ZZZ
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*wakes up*
ZZZZZ
ZZZZ
ZZZ
ZZ
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*wakes up*
ZZZZZ
ZZZZ
ZZZ
ZZ
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*wakes up*
Yay the fight is over!

That was how it was.

Its like a timetable for hashima.

sleep, eat, sleep , eat.

Snorlax(Pokemon) lol

But nevertheless, if you can stand the fast fight scenes, this movie is a must watch.

Its like seeing hashima on the beach showing off her bikini.

Okay thats fucking disgusting.

Its like seeing Z. Rama getting whipped by Mr Low.

OMFG that suits it perfectly.

Rama seriously sucks.

My senior tell me she threaten you nevermind.

She will forget about it next day

Yeah, considering her age,

It is possible that she has senile dementia.

So she's not a threat in vs anymore!

YAY! COME LET'S PARTY!

P.S Tmr going out with syafiq, bryan and eric for history project. Maybe will have photos. If have then i post it!

2 little pigs.

2008-06-28T23:24:00.000-07:00

Assholes. Those two brats.

Guinea pigs.

Shits alot, pees alot. So its like shit shit shit shit pee pee drink water pee pee ,eat hay, shit shit shit pee pee pee shit drink water pee pee pee SQUEAK(makes a sound to show that they are hungry......again.)

I had enough.

I wanna cut their fur, boil them and give it to either Kaderuppan or Obama.

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

And yes! Do you know what is Obama?

Only Boys Are Motherfucking Attractive.

Lols.

Yay.

Im so genious.

You jealous?

Okay, i wanna let you guys know that i am now a Tenor instead of a sop. I have officially breaked my cute and handsome voice and now im a man, on my road to become the most hottest guy in America like Tom cruise.

Maybe not tom cruise.

Let me get back to the topic.

I believed that me going to tenor is a blessing in disguise, cos i look so much hotter and more masculine.

Seriously, i was very sad at first, cos i was used to singing my fake but cute and lovable sop voice.
But now i realized that some sacrifices have to be made to be the hottest guy on Earth.

Its been 2 lessons since i was a tenor. And do you know what is the pathetic thing?

My group only have 9 people.

FUCK.

Thats all i can say. I won't complain about being a tenor or complain about not being able to sing sop, because i know that Buddha is helping me to be the hottest guy on Earth.

And yes, let me rant about another thing.

I admit, I have no life, i am lifeless, so i watched GROOM MY ROOM ON KIDSCENTRAL.

On a second thought, theres nothing to be afraid of. Even my Mother watched Kidscentral.

Dont mind me, i am going to rant about 2 things of kidscentral that REALLY PISSES ME OFF.

Okay, for those who have watched groom my room and has found out that the producers of groom my room have increased their budget by a fold(1000bucks) and have TOTALLY wasted all of it on a fat-ass hip-hop wannabe bitch and is smiling throughout the show because the fatass girl was very ''cute'' and ''bubbly'',

YOU DESERVE A FUCKING SLAP.

I mean like, she never tell the shop owner what colour she wanted on the sticker, then the sticker was made and she begged like a whore to the shop owner to redo the sticker.

If its a small Pokemon sticker, i wont mind la.

BUT IT IS A DONKEY-DAMN $80 STICKER!

So damn angry. The shop owner actually had to comply to her needs(dun think dirty) to redo the sticker. $80 BUCKS LEI!

actually it was 100, the bitch asked for a fucking discount.

Then i dunno how she even raps. For example, this is so cool , man!

She was directing it to the host of the show(Melody Chen)

I mean like, hello? Cant you see that melody is a WOMAN, not a MAN?

Had to listen to her slanging crap for 30 minutes.

I know, i could have turned off the tv, but the problem is that i like to see melody chen, coz she's HOT. :)

thanks man, cool man, i wan personality man, yo man, paint it man , it looks nice man, she's my best friend man, man, man, man, man,man,man,man,man,man..............

You know what? This is getting on my nerves.

I digress. Let me talk about something else.

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ONE HOUR OF THE MOST BORING SHIT EVER, ROBIN AND BOOK OF TALES, EVER WEEKDAY? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CANCEL OUT SPONGEBOB?

(Its a story of a faggot called Robin and his crush/best friend Liaan having a fucking book with no fucking pages and they need to fill it up by completing the stories and going through obstacles like the no life villian aunty bitch.)

I have endured 3 seasons of the no life plot, 3 seasons of the no life characters, 3 seasons of the crappiest music that no normal human can love.

If they put the opening song to a disco or a pub, everyone would leave.

Trust me.

My point is that why is it so hard to put in nicer cartoons like spongebob instead of Gransazers and other crap filled cartoons like CHALKZONE?

I wanna cry.

You lucky bastards out there who have cable tv, we poor people have been slugging our guts out to watch free cartoon channels(kidscentral) and gay indian shows on vansatham?

So kids, get into a good school, get a goof future, make big money, buy a car, marry a hot lady and most importantly....

GET CABLE TV!

Okay, just wanted to make this post entertaining.

Check out hai cin's blog. It has no life and there are millions of OMG-so-funny-i-wanna-jump-down-and-die jokes.

You get what i mean.

And leightons. leightonteo.blogspot.com. It contains 2 sentences. Simply wonderful.

So hai xin, pay me 5 bucks and one silver viewty and i will stop criticizing you, unless you wanna get pounded by my OH-SO-FABULOUS english prowess.

And lastly. how come 6C no gathering harhs? Our class no life liao...

especially when we have wang hai xin in 6C. Muahahahahahahahahaha!

Lucky Bastard/Bitch.

2008-06-19T07:17:00.000-07:00

Like what the title says.

My sis got a pink viewty. F***k, i want one.

Seriously speaking.

I want one.

You! Give me one.

Dont give me your gay excuse.

GIVE ME ONE, Son Of A Retard(SOAR)

Woah! Came up with a new acronym!

Okay let me get back to topic.

I mean like, i was the unlucky one who had to go with my sister to Starhub to get a stupid phone.

The problem is:

I did'nt know she was going to get a LG KU900, Viewty explore the next generation, a camera of 5 Megapixels, Touchpad with a stylus, Uber pink like Barbie, with the coolest games in the phone itself, and a stylish, cool and compact . Just like the size of Dora the Explorer's balls; if she ever has one.

Thought she was gonna get a Sony ericsson phone, the same as Sudharkar's.

Sanjeev Sudharkhar Menon, the one who gets his ass sunburnt frequently with the pleasure of Kaderuppan digging his earhole.

You get the idea.

I really want the Viewty! I mean like, im willing to stab Sudharkar 30 times with a knife to get a viewty.

Must wait 2 years...

2 years with my boring, yay-bringing-shadows-to-life-is-like-SO-fun shitty Cybershot gayshit K810i.

Must perservere .

AND YES!

I wanna make a counselling group called SPEAK UP

Saddam Peeing Excitedly At Kembangan's Underwear Property.

I will prove to you my skills.

Recently, i received a letter.

Dear hot guyzz,

I duu nortt noee wai ii feel~ lykke a twwit*. Moii habb a Cam, tten meggapixxel~, moii lyke takin picct of moii self! Moii thinkk~ moii cutey Pie! bart moi bf dunn lyke me sooooooo twitz. Bart horrss, moi styl thinkk moi chio buu nehs! Wut shuldd moi duu?

BY, annabelgoestolivinghelltorapeHitlerandpeeinOsama'stoilet-san

Translation!

Dear Jingye,

I do not know why i feel like a *girl who likes camwhoring and using African Language to speak on the net. I think that i am a Cutey Pie in Mini Toons. But my boyfriend don't like me being an official girl who likes camwhoring and using African Language to speak on the net. However, i still think i am as hot as Felicia Chin. What should i do to snap out of my illusion?

BY, Huh? What kind of name is that?

Okay, erm, annabellgoestolivinghell something, i got a piece of advice for you. I hope you take it very seriously. Okay here goes. I know its a big blow but:

Get a Life, Bitch/Sow/Twit!

I am like so good at counselling!

If you are interested in Joining SPEAK UP, sms me at 900985**.

And i will be revealing my crush in the next post. Someone who you might never expect.

And yeah, try guessing on my blog(tag). If you guess it correctly, i buy you carrot cake when school starts.

P.S. The carrot cake in the canteen taste like kanasai. I mean, Hashi**'s kanasai.

Kanasai means: Black/Waste/Undigested food/Smelly/Filth/ Sanjeev Sudharkar Menon.
(Search results by: Oxford Thesaurus)

If you wanna recommend me to your friend or sis, go ahead, considering that i am like so CHARMING. *wink*

Papa Day!

2008-06-14T18:56:00.000-07:00

I bet you don't even know it.

You will never know it.

You have never witnessed it.

It is......

Papa Day.

The damn ironic thing is that my Parents are working like a bunch of retards queing up for a sale.

I'm not trying to make this funny.

It's like dont you see the problem? Its Papa Day and many are still working like a retard.

Its like constipating in the toilet for 5 hours during your birthday.

No, no. Its not like that.Let me give a different one.

It's like picking your nose when you're about to kiss someone.

Nah, doesnt sound right at all. Let me try again.

It's like... erm... Barnyhelping you to dig your nose and the aftermath is that you get a bigger nose hole because of his fat finger.

Yeah! Sounds better!

Okay , let me get back to the topic.

Many children nowadays are suffering from Boredom-due-to-Father-working-like-a-retard-on-Father's-Day syndrome. They have nothing to do during Father's Day besides digging their nose and listening to Madonna's slutty album.

4 minutes to get a life.

If you are still oblivious to your surroundings and don't spread the message in MSN TO AT LEAST 20 PEOPLE... ... ...

Erm...

I will be sad?

You know you dont like to see a Hot Guy cry, right?

And happy Papa Day.

Muacks.

Not to you. To Felicia Chin.

Maybe Fiona Xie Or Jade Seah.

HOMEWORK DONE! except for Maths...

2008-06-12T03:30:00.000-07:00

Finally! My job as a student is done! I mean, it's done FOR now.

Besides skipping my Maths hmwork to copy in class, i guess everything is going smoothly.

YES! I CAN NOW FINALLY WATCH ANIME IN PEACE!

That's what I believed, untill I found out that my computer crashed.

Talk about not flushing the toilet after you shit and wiped your ass.

SO IRONIC. Spent the last 3 hours doing my homework to find out that my computer can crash as high as 20 times per day.

Okay fine, maybe more lorhs.

Who knows? When im halfway 'writing' this blog entry, the computer might just crash!

UPDATE! JUNE 12TH 6.37P.M

My computer crashed.

Yay.

Gotta celebrate the computer for crashing 22nd time by watching The Showdown at 8.

Can't wait to see Sulaimi(Game Master) getting mocked by The Muttons!

And yeah, My Internet spoiled and my FireFox(If you know what that is) has been extinguished.

You know what it means.

Fine, you don't.

The internet can't work.

Procastination. Yeah, homework.

2008-06-07T01:02:00.001-07:00

Watching Hikaru no Go like a retard now. Feeling guilty cos

I HAVENT DONE ANY SINGLE HOMEWORK YET.

I keep telling myself: Do your fu**ing homework! Yes, your homework!

But i just can't .. bring myself to do it.

Its like as if Hilary Clinton trying to block me from going into a public toilet.

I'm am like so depressed right now. And whats more, I died in Final Fantasy 12 today. How?

I got gangbanged by 3 GigaToads,4 Faggotish Bats and 2 Gay Rats.

I tried my best to escape,

BUT THE ASS LICKING TOAD IS BLOCKING THE PASSAGEWAY!

Then shortly after 2 minutes, GAME OVER.

Quitting FF12 soon. Its too hard without a guidebook.

Whatever. Its just a trivial matter anyways.

OH YES, my computer sort sort liaoz.

My computer the memory as blur as my Mom. Yesterday was 1.2gb. Now?

A mere 106Mb.

Oh i checked again. its now 98 Mb.

Donkey.

My life is over now. Can somebody as hot as Felicia Chin come up to me and embrace/kiss me?

Someone sms me to tell me to do homework! Im addicted to anime.

YAH. After watching Hikaru No Go, I'm planning to watch One Piece.

364 episodes.

I must have no life at all.

Malaysia-Truly Bull Shit!

2008-06-05T00:44:00.000-07:00

You can choose to congratz me, or you can just give me a slap to awaken me from my horrible nightmare.

IN MALAYSIA...

It all started waking up so freaking early in the morning.At2.Joking.

Took the damn cold airconny bus 168 to woodlands interchange.Then took the damn hot 950 to customs to meet my dear uncle.

I know that i am hot, but sometimes even Fann Wong(another person who is as hot as me) cant endure too cold or too hot temperatures. You know what i mean, Felicia Chin?

Uncle bring us go Kluang.I didnt know what the hell was kluang at first.seriously.

Then we visit ah ma!

FOR ASSHOLES WHO ARE NOT CHINESE(no offense):AH MA MEANS GRANDMAMA.

After that, our family went strolling nearby.And guess what?WE SAW 57 CHICKENS, 2 TURKEYS, AND 9 DOGS!

Yeah i counted.

And yes, i saw a mofo dog who bitten a KITTEN to death.Its probably a bitch.

(FROM OXFORD DICTIONARY:Bitch:A term to describe a female dog.)

Sad right?I know my sister is a sadist, likes seeing animals get killed.But, a dog??

SO sad la.People nearby dont give a kcuf about it. An infant nearby was like laughing.

FAGGOT!

Forget about it.the whole thing.Makes you wanna dig your own ass thinking about it.

SO, we went to kluang shopping mall and buy my pirated cds.

I bought Naruto Shippuuden:Narutimate Accel 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, FF12,GT4,and odin sphere and bully.

Guess what? Only Bully and msg3 worked.

SIAN LAR!

After that we went home to rest.Me read 8 days.I found out that Tay Ping Huay... nvm.You dont need to know.

I WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL.SO SIAN AT HOME LORS!I WANNA GO BACK AND BULLY BRYAN KIANG.

Its damn fun to bully bryan kiang la! He just goes like :wa lao!

LOL! Miss those times.

Okay back to the point. We went to johor to shop.And i saw millions of adidas imitations!

So tempted!SO cheap!But no, i am not cheap.

Not as cheap as bryan i think .

I bought a shoe that costs 219 RM!So ex, but very simplistic and nice.

But what makes it so beautiful is that i dont have to pay for it.

Blogging peacefully, it had dawned on me that i have done something spectacular,something that a victorian must do.

SMUGGLING PIRATED CDS AND BUBBLEGUM.

I bet there are some pussys out there who dun even dare to smuggle lors.

Okay then we ate dinner and it sucked. Now i know why its so cheap.

It gave me a tummyache!

I was like(in the toilet): BOOOOOOOOOOOOOT,BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT BUUT BUUT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BOOT BUUUUT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

Woah!

But still, it felt good.

Beginning of YET another new crap.

2008-05-30T19:12:00.000-07:00

I seriously DO not know how to start out my new blog.Okay here goes...

Harlowx.

Okies, you may be asking.

JING YE YOU FAGGOT WHY ARE YOU MAKING A NEW BLOG?

Well? I screwed up donkeytape.blogspot.com.And besides,all the posts there are like so yesterday. Seriously.

Now my new blog url is called slappingpigs.blogspot.com.

Why slapping pigs?

Cos it reminds me of enning.

Okay, may i know what you guys are doing in the holidays? Maybe shitting like an ***hole or getting stabbed like a retard?

Guess what I did during the holidays.

I asked you to guess so i won't tell you the answer.

My friend recommended me an anime called Shakugan no Shana.

I currently watched untill ep 2 liao. Quite nice. But too bad, all the male characters there arent as hot as me.

Reminds me of me and hai xin's conversation on the phone a few weeks ago.

I recommended him an anime called Hunter x Hunter.It is seriously better than Death Note. No offense Xin yi.

I never lost to you. I got L,Near,Raito,Ryuk,Rem plush toys! And the ironic thing is that they are far cuter than the ones in Neopets.You knw, the gay online 'pet rearing' thingy for kids below the age of 3.But now my question is: who the hell still plays it?

Okay fine, i playd it yesterday.

Going to malaysia soon! Buying 52 listed pirated ps2 games untill my mom cries.I AM NOT JOKING.

Oh yes, there's another thing which bothers me.I was like in the lift wearing my victorian uniform, then a group of so called 'family' came in.

''Whhaaaa!I didnt know this block got victorian neeeeeh!''

''You know,you know,I AM YOUR SENIOR SENIOR SENIOR SENIOR!''

''Next time we meet,sing the victorian song okay?''

Who can i vent my anger on?My fugly(**cking+ugly) friend on facebook?My retarded china classmate?I guess i would have to vent it on my blog.

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Okay, i feel better now.

Please tell me if you have some nice anime to recommend me.

If you are going to tell me Cardcaptor Bitch Sakura...

我就带你去看心理医shen.

How to write 'shen' harhs?