3:03 AM
Monday, September 1, 2008
Oh yeah, a great harvest today.
2 Days worth of posts.
I havent been posting cos i am busy having a nose job.
SHIT I LET MY SECRET OUT!
Nevermind.
So let me start with...
TEACHERS DAY.
One word again. Fuck.
In Victoria, it all started out damn well.
Damn fun.
Yes, Spongebob the movie.
It was nicer than any other Nazi crap that you can find on the internet.
I dont know what sanjeev or regan have offended god or something, but we dont deserve what had happened.
We dont deserve it.
The fucking Projector spoiled.
There goes our spongebob fantasy.
Imagine you are having a ball of your time jacking your enemy's dick, only to find out that your enemy has NO dick at all.
Infuriating, aint it?
Another angry thing.
I know i know that i havent been giving the teachers a present, but i dont need presents from my teachers.
And just what did the teachers give me?
Haha that remains a secret. HEE HEE!
If you are in 1h, you would know that it as something to do with collecting money for charity.
A complete waste of time.
Fine, went back to school to see the teachers.
What a wonderful teachers day. The teachers, i mean, teacher i wanted to see was in the hospital, conceiving her son.
To think me and jonathan spent 20 minutes in making the most wonderful card in the world for her.
Maybe not the most wonderful, perhaps the nicest toilet paper you can find.
Yeah, we squashed it.
Anyways, saw some of my friends in CZPS. Joseph was just turning emo. At that time, i really wanted to use my OMIGOSH vocab to make him cry, but considering the fact that he is a faggot and more prone to crying, i thought that i better not provoke him in case he sues me.
See? I am like so clever.
Went for lunch with my 6c friends at Macs. Very nice, cos i havent been eating it for 4 months.
Its the truth.
FINE IM LYING!
Had a very nice chat with joseph, william, theodore and hai xin. The rest were too engrossed in girls.
But Amelia and the white bitch keeps laughing at what i say which is not funny and its irritating too.
Whereever priscina walks in school, deodorant would be sprayed.IS THAT SO FUNNY TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU WOULD GO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?
Hey ive got another one.
The principle wanted to cane priscina, but he dare not, cos he is scared he'd be the one who gets killed by her scent.
So funny!
Zhengsheng keeps telling me that i resemble a cuttlefish, when cooked, would produce bubbles, just like the pimples on my face.
Well i always wanted to tell him this.
Pimples are merely a sign of maturity and from your speech, that tells me that you are plain jealous that i go through puberty and you dont. Dont worry, you'll get yours someday, i mean a few years later. I forgot that you were just 6. Sorry i just looked at your height, so, are you 6?
Okays, just to sum it up, That day suckedddddddddddddddd so baddd.
WILD WILD WET AND WALLE.
Yay today is fun! Pure fun!
Went out with zachary, bryan, leighton and samuel to wild wild wet today! Damn fun! If you havent been there, i have nothing to say.
I decided not to reveal my top, as people would see my strong 8 packs that even obama would be envious of.
So we first went to the shiok river, and played catching!
Its like so tense la! Imagine zachary chasing after you at top speeds.
We then proceeded to play Ularlar 3 times in a row.
Scary, but fun!
I was like OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA~
We were just plain crazy. And there were like only 20 people in WWW.
Then proceeded to play the playground.
Not that fun, except for that yakult part where water just splashes on your back.
When it was about to topple over, i was like Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck PAIN!
We then wnt to the Tsunami, and i got stuck at the 1.8m corner.
Thanks to my low density body and amazing legs, i kept alive.
I replayed all these crap untill lunch.
IT WAS TERRIBLE!
But i soon forgot these crap when we watched WALLE.
Its fucking nice la! You would know that it is a masterpiece cos it has not much dialogue but it keeps you glued to the seat.
I mean glued to the eyes.
And its only 6 bucks.
WOWOWOWOWOWOW.
Its damn funny you should watch it.
OKay i going toilet now to wash my face.
And to shit as well.
I sure can multitask!
