4:12 AM
Friday, August 15, 2008
Okay 2 good news.
I mean 3.
1. I got my hp back. yay.
2. CA2 is fucking over
3. I found the teddybear that i lost 5 years ago.
Three good things to tell you guys.
Nowadays i cant find time to update my blog due to exams. I mean like, hot people MUST get hot marks. You know what i mean right? Opps sorry, you are not hot so you wont understand.
I shall now tell you that i survived the 30 day torture camp.
I did it.
Mr chia gave me back my phone.
I feel victorious.
I feel the surging energy to shave Britney Spears head - again.
Tips on what to do when you get back your hp:
1. Rub it on your chest
Okay that sounds disgusting. But, just do it.
2. Feel the warmth on your cheeks.
After rubbing, there would be heat. To get pleasure, let the cheeks feel the energy.
3.Check for the items.
See if your memory card and battery is intact. If you want to, you can accuse the person who confiscated your hp for taking your memory card when you dont even have one.
4. OPTIONAL! Point middle finger at the person who confiscated your hp and run away!
If you are as daring as Britney spears and as lucky as angelina jolie( the lady who had twins),
point the finger and say fuck you, then proceed to run away. Okay, i dont think you should do this... unless it is your brother or your mom. Maybe not your mom.
Okay to sum it up, good people, i mean, hot people will have hot endings.
Joking.
So my beautiful life of hanging out with friends, throwing food at people, pulling regan's dick and jacking bryan kiang begins anew. Without worries about my phone. Everything is perfect
BUT TODAY I JUST FUCKING DROPPED MY PHOE TO THE GROUND NOW IT HAS 5 SCRATCHES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!Nvm ... as long as i get back my phonie.
Today went out with my sis to Pizza hut.
Have it ever crossed your mind that Pizza hut should actually be selling pizza in straw huts, instead of restaurants?
And have it ever crossed your mind that 80 percent of the workers in tampines mall outlet are Malays? Not to be racist.
Wowwwwwww.......... so the workplace for the malays is pizza hut and the workplace for chinese is... erm... huh.... OMG THE REST OF THE RACES HAVE THEIR OWN TERRITORY EXCEPT FOR CHINESE! ALL HOPE IS GONE! Better find way to have plastic surgery to change into an indian...
EWWW! Bad idea.
Anyway, i ate the pasta. Seriously, its freaking heaven. But not as heaven as a lip to lip kiss with felicia CHIN.
Okay i had enough of rambling. Might go out with eric this sunday to watch journey to the center of the rectum. Sean asked me out for escape theme park today but i declined becos etp are for kids. I am not a kid.
I admit i am a kid but not an ordinary kid.
I AM A KIDSCENTRAL KID!
Okay shall wrap this up with a self created joke. Why do indians suck at frisbee?
Cos they throw prata! La mao!
It does not make sense though, even though it might work if you threw a murtabak or an egg prata.
Go see the video on beinggayisgood.blogspot.com. The one with the humping. It is my friends video footage of 2 13 year olds pretending to erm you know. Not violence, okay it is violence, in a sick way.
Hai xin friend , a girl, humps the boy in front of him. Shes behind the chair he's sitting on. Can you imagine it? Its all wrong! Just go see the video. It should be the boy behind and the girl on the chair! Go and see it.
It defys the way of nature. I mean, giving birth.
