He is the one and only Jing ye. Jingye sometimes also goes by the name Hotpieceofshit. Jing ye is 13 in the year 2008 but will be 14 at 0000 22022009. Jingye is currently studying in Victoria school. Yay

A kawaii piece of shitty faggot who's aspiration is to be a banker to earn big bucks, buy a damn car, kill both guinea pigs, and marry a wife as hot as jessica alba.

I want Tom Cruise's balls. I also want to kill Nat Ho because he drove Felicia chin's car. I wish that one day, I would be dating a hot girl by the name of Felicia Chin

I hate drugs. I hate my computer. I hate mr chia. I hate kaderuppan. I hate sanjeev. I hate regan I hate linking people. I HATE ... erm... there's nothing else to hate...

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You! Yes you!

Fuck you!

Yes FUCK you!

Only you!

I deleted the 2 entries!

So fuck you!

Okay enough.



I would seriously like to apologise.

Jason(the one who's sirname has a dick) told me that if my blog is found out, i am screwed.

But rest assured, I am nt scared.






FUCK I'M SCARED!

Sorry for being such a pussy.

I mean, its like badmouthing britney spears on your blog and at night she sppears in your dreams in her bald hair, raping you and pulling your nuts.

I do not seriously wanna cause any trouble.

I want to blame someone for this misfortune.

My prowess in english and my great sense of humour.

I did not know that by blogging, people could see the Oxford-university-hot-nerd potential in me when reading my blog.

Okay to simply put it across, i am better than you in english.

But nevertheless, im sorry. Sorry for being such a eloquent speaker, a great blogger, a hot sec1 and for having curly hair.

Okay that is like SO random.

So guys, dont pester me to update my blog.

I personally believe that true talent can only be nurtured through time.

Great minds think alike.

So if you dont think alike, then you dont have a great mind, which means that you are dumb, which also means that you live in woodbridge hospital, which also also means that you are seeking counselling for being an idiot, which means that you cry everyday, which ultimately means that you have no life.

And yes, it does not apply to me.

Subsequently, if i dont think alike like you, that means that i have my own opinions, which also means that i am independent, which also means that i am intelligent, which must have meant that i am hot, which also also means that girls sought after me, which ultimately means that i have a life.

Perfect!

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

You know what that means right?

Okay fine you dont.

It means that my com has gone gaga and restarted by itself again.

But you cant blame my second honey(my first honey is still felicia chin)
(NOTE FOR IDIOTS=second honey is my computer)

It lived sucessfully for 8 and a half years, with tools like a 256MB/KB RAM, a genuine Windows 98, a pirated windows xp, a pirated windows vista(fucking gay), a pirated adobe photoshop CS2, and other more pirated stuff.

So just call my computer a Pirate.

Okay let me get back to what i was saying.

Just 1 more week and i can finally get back my handphone.

When i get it, i will have some shi ren kong jian(2 people world) with it.

Pardon my fucked up chinese.

I will treat everyone to handmade fishballs made by felicia chin in Tong Xin Yuan when i get my handphone.

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YOU GUESSED IT! I WAS LYING!

Okay lar, i want to play my hula hoop liao.

What? Are you jealous about my hot body and my hot abs?

HUH? You want some tips on being skinny, muscular and hot like me?

Okay, heres the first and final tip that you MUST always remember if you want to have a hot body like mine.

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Okay im tired.

THE TIP IS...........











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Eat more fried food.

Yep! Thats all you need to do to have a hot body like mine.

Happy eating!


And yes, i have two words for you, Aliff.

Fuck you!