He is the one and only Jing ye. Jingye sometimes also goes by the name Hotpieceofshit. Jing ye is 13 in the year 2008 but will be 14 at 0000 22022009. Jingye is currently studying in Victoria school. Yay

A kawaii piece of shitty faggot who's aspiration is to be a banker to earn big bucks, buy a damn car, kill both guinea pigs, and marry a wife as hot as jessica alba.

I want Tom Cruise's balls. I also want to kill Nat Ho because he drove Felicia chin's car. I wish that one day, I would be dating a hot girl by the name of Felicia Chin

I hate drugs. I hate my computer. I hate mr chia. I hate kaderuppan. I hate sanjeev. I hate regan I hate linking people. I HATE ... erm... there's nothing else to hate...

designer   DancingSheep
resources   + + + +

2 Days.

Of fucking fun.

Yeah, tahts it.

I know, its pathetic describing it in 3 words.

But seriously.

Not too sure about the day before.

So just fucking sit back, relax, and enjoy this 2 day's worth of posts.


July 6th, Sunday

Woke up at 9 to do housework. Sacrificed my beauty sleep just to know that fucking syed cant come.

Okay nvm. Can postphone.

Yeah. SO FUCKING SIMPLE.

But apparently, there is one guy who has tuition at that time and wouldnt know that we would postphone it.

SIAN SIAN SIAN..

Cannot leave him in the lurch right?I'm not so heartless unlike fucking Amy winehouse.

Maybe britney, not sure.




So i waited at Bugis MRT at 12.30, waiting for either eric or bryan to come.

Waited like a retard.

And yay finally i see byran kiang.....



with his twin sister.

The sister see me then so fucking shy.

Then eric came.

So the adventure starts.

3 chinese people asking for directions to Kampong Glam who dont know what the fuck are they supposed to do.

SO... we asked directions and mmore directions till we found out that Arab street is 50meters away from us.

SIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. SIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

But we survived thanks to me.

We were suppossed to interview some people in the mosque.

And guess what?

The motherfucking visitor hours are over.

So we went to a fabric shop.

Those two bastards didnt have the guts to ask the lady questions, so they went like : jingye you can do it!

Idiotic bitches.

Then guess what happened?

The owner's niece works in victoria school!

Woah! So coincidental lor!

Then to celebrate finishing our project, we go 7 11 in kampong glam to drink slurpeeeeeeee.

So fucking nice under the sun.

I mean like, you must view it in a different perspective la.

Its not easy interviewing people when we all-chinese interviews a different race without a help of a similar race!

With syed around, its peanuts. Without syed, its cashew nuts.


Feel so shiok now. WE 3 FUCKING CHINESE SURVIVED WITHOUT SYED! YAY!

So, went home with bryan and eric. Went home to continue my routine of shitting and eating.


July 7, Monday

Finally! A proper class gathering without shanthi!

What im trying to say is that the class will be quiet if mdm shanthi grows.

Mdm shanthi tortures me with her constant screaming and bad breath.

SOMEONE BUY HER BREATH POP ON HER BIRTHDAY!!!!

Getting back to the point, i went to meet those guys and gals at cheers.

Felt reunited again...

Untill theodore bought his golden psp!

Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!

When everyone met, it was like so funny!

Realized that all my friend's attitudes are like 10 times better than that whore Weiyang.

Okay, 7 times.

If you want me to say that youre better than weiyang 10 times, give me 5 bucks.

So the class took the mrt to bedok to take the bus.

So damn funny la! We were like talking random stuff like Beng Haun slits his wrist because he likes CJ7!

Its was literally like laughter la! Then we reached leisure park!

Okays, we went to eat KFC.

The fish Ole was nice... but the colestraw wasnt because FUCKING EMO BENG HAUN POURED ICE ALL OVER MY COLESTRAW! MY FUCKING NICE COLESTRAW THAT EVEN A PEASANT WOULD EAT SHIT TO TASTE IT!

After that, the class went to play arcade. Me and vivian played para para. Guess thats the only game we are good at lor!

More lowlifes like hai xin and tingjia spent 12 bucks on getting Mickey Mouse thingy. I was like...
erm... FUCK?

Then after that, WE WENT ICE SKATING!

Its was fucking hard.

It was my first try okay!

Besides a few ocasional helps from my dear friends, i did very well on the ice.



Fine, im lying.

Must thanks zhengy at least. He taught me how to fall properly.

That helped ALOT!

You know what i mean!

Maybe you dont.

That means that i fell alot of times. But falling is the key to happines!

FINE I MADE THAT UP!

That was basically it. 2 hours of painfull fun.

So painful to the extent that i got a 1.5cm diameter blister on my toe.

After that, we went bowling!

I got the fucking lowest! But i was actually giving in to the other newbs. Cos i know they suck.

Hai xin especially.

Theres so much thats happening i cant remember what happened there.

Maybe i got poisoned by leighton's cocktail in school

Okay, so we went home. I suggested to everyone that we should celebrate a ''wehateweiyang'' anniversary end of the year!

Its going to be so exciting! Ripping his balls off and feeding it to Kiwi birds.

Yeah im tired. Gotta stop blogging liao. Love you guys and gals! Except Priscina. Ken can have her, seriously.



P.S. YUN JIN! I OWE YOU 10 CENTS!

I shall not be appalled by the movie too soon; i will explain why i slept in the cinema today.

Okay, woke up at 5.45 just to find out that i mistaken my tee for my boxers. I was like FUCK.

Spent 2 minutes ''strolling'' back to my room to take my boxers.

I now know that i am like so pathetic.



Okay, i took a bus. Bus 31. A double decker.

And guess what motherfucking happened.

Out of all seats, a TKGS girl sat beside me. Beside me and my puma bag.

I do not know fucking why.

Seriously.

She puts NIVEA deodorant.

She smells nice.

She is 13/14.

She sits beside me.

32 empty spaces.

I am so ... erm... yeah.

A feeling that cant be described in words.

Dont be jealous!

And guess what? I checked my horoscope and my lucky day is 5!

I alwaays thoght that horoscopes are just some inaccurate kanasai reading based on stupid stars on the stupid sky. I was SOOO wrong...

Okay enough of that... erm... lucky day.




Went for choir, have to sing CLimb Every Mountain. A crapped up song.

Sian, missed the times when i sang Credo as a sop.

Strain my voice like Hitler on Fire.

Seriously




After that, i went to watch Hancock with lleighton,samuel and ernest.

Okay, at first thought it was going to be a hell of a time.

Indeed, it was HELL OF A TIME.

You get what i mean! :)




The first few 1 hour is damn fucking nice.

Epic. Will Smith can really act.

I was like laughing and enjoying it like a retard on hot bricks.

Untill the PART WHERE HE FOUGHT WITH A STRONG BITCH.

It's so fucking fast that i was like ''hypnotised''

Okay let me keep it blunt.

I slept.

ZZZZZ
ZZZZ
ZZZ
ZZ
Z
*wakes up*
ZZZZZ
ZZZZ
ZZZ
ZZ
Z
*wakes up*
ZZZZZ
ZZZZ
ZZZ
ZZ
Z
*wakes up*
Yay the fight is over!




That was how it was.

Its like a timetable for hashima.

sleep, eat, sleep , eat.

Snorlax(Pokemon) lol




But nevertheless, if you can stand the fast fight scenes, this movie is a must watch.

Its like seeing hashima on the beach showing off her bikini.

Okay thats fucking disgusting.

Its like seeing Z. Rama getting whipped by Mr Low.

OMFG that suits it perfectly.



Rama seriously sucks.

My senior tell me she threaten you nevermind.

She will forget about it next day

Yeah, considering her age,

It is possible that she has senile dementia.

So she's not a threat in vs anymore!

YAY! COME LET'S PARTY!












P.S Tmr going out with syafiq, bryan and eric for history project. Maybe will have photos. If have then i post it!