Malaysia-Truly Bull Shit!
12:44 AM
Thursday, June 5, 2008
You can choose to congratz me, or you can just give me a slap to awaken me from my horrible nightmare.
IN MALAYSIA...
It all started waking up so freaking early in the morning.At2.Joking.
Took the damn cold airconny bus 168 to woodlands interchange.Then took the damn hot 950 to customs to meet my dear uncle.
I know that i am hot, but sometimes even Fann Wong(another person who is as hot as me) cant endure too cold or too hot temperatures. You know what i mean, Felicia Chin?
Uncle bring us go Kluang.I didnt know what the hell was kluang at first.seriously.
Then we visit ah ma!
FOR ASSHOLES WHO ARE NOT CHINESE(no offense):AH MA MEANS GRANDMAMA.
After that, our family went strolling nearby.And guess what?WE SAW 57 CHICKENS, 2 TURKEYS, AND 9 DOGS!
Yeah i counted.
And yes, i saw a mofo dog who bitten a KITTEN to death.Its probably a bitch.
(FROM OXFORD DICTIONARY:Bitch:A term to describe a female dog.)
Sad right?I know my sister is a sadist, likes seeing animals get killed.But, a dog??
SO sad la.People nearby dont give a kcuf about it. An infant nearby was like laughing.
FAGGOT!
Forget about it.the whole thing.Makes you wanna dig your own ass thinking about it.
SO, we went to kluang shopping mall and buy my pirated cds.
I bought Naruto Shippuuden:Narutimate Accel 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, FF12,GT4,and odin sphere and bully.
Guess what? Only Bully and msg3 worked.
SIAN LAR!
After that we went home to rest.Me read 8 days.I found out that Tay Ping Huay... nvm.You dont need to know.
I WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL.SO SIAN AT HOME LORS!I WANNA GO BACK AND BULLY BRYAN KIANG.
Its damn fun to bully bryan kiang la! He just goes like :wa lao!
LOL! Miss those times.
Okay back to the point. We went to johor to shop.And i saw millions of adidas imitations!
So tempted!SO cheap!But no, i am not cheap.
Not as cheap as bryan i think .
I bought a shoe that costs 219 RM!So ex, but very simplistic and nice.
But what makes it so beautiful is that i dont have to pay for it.
Blogging peacefully, it had dawned on me that i have done something spectacular,something that a victorian must do.
SMUGGLING PIRATED CDS AND BUBBLEGUM.
I bet there are some pussys out there who dun even dare to smuggle lors.
Okay then we ate dinner and it sucked. Now i know why its so cheap.
It gave me a tummyache!
I was like(in the toilet): BOOOOOOOOOOOOOT,BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT BUUT BUUT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BOOT BUUUUT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
Woah!
But still, it felt good.