He is the one and only Jing ye. Jingye sometimes also goes by the name Hotpieceofshit. Jing ye is 13 in the year 2008 but will be 14 at 0000 22022009. Jingye is currently studying in Victoria school. Yay

A kawaii piece of shitty faggot who's aspiration is to be a banker to earn big bucks, buy a damn car, kill both guinea pigs, and marry a wife as hot as jessica alba.

I want Tom Cruise's balls. I also want to kill Nat Ho because he drove Felicia chin's car. I wish that one day, I would be dating a hot girl by the name of Felicia Chin

I hate drugs. I hate my computer. I hate mr chia. I hate kaderuppan. I hate sanjeev. I hate regan I hate linking people. I HATE ... erm... there's nothing else to hate...

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Like what the title says.

My sis got a pink viewty. F***k, i want one.

Seriously speaking.

I want one.

You! Give me one.

Dont give me your gay excuse.

GIVE ME ONE, Son Of A Retard(SOAR)

Woah! Came up with a new acronym!




Okay let me get back to topic.

I mean like, i was the unlucky one who had to go with my sister to Starhub to get a stupid phone.

The problem is:




I did'nt know she was going to get a LG KU900, Viewty explore the next generation, a camera of 5 Megapixels, Touchpad with a stylus, Uber pink like Barbie, with the coolest games in the phone itself, and a stylish, cool and compact . Just like the size of Dora the Explorer's balls; if she ever has one.

Thought she was gonna get a Sony ericsson phone, the same as Sudharkar's.

Sanjeev Sudharkhar Menon, the one who gets his ass sunburnt frequently with the pleasure of Kaderuppan digging his earhole.

You get the idea.



I really want the Viewty! I mean like, im willing to stab Sudharkar 30 times with a knife to get a viewty.

Must wait 2 years...

2 years with my boring, yay-bringing-shadows-to-life-is-like-SO-fun shitty Cybershot gayshit K810i.

Must perservere .


AND YES!

I wanna make a counselling group called SPEAK UP

Saddam Peeing Excitedly At Kembangan's Underwear Property.

I will prove to you my skills.




Recently, i received a letter.



Dear hot guyzz,


I duu nortt noee wai ii feel~ lykke a twwit*. Moii habb a Cam, tten meggapixxel~, moii lyke takin picct of moii self! Moii thinkk~ moii cutey Pie! bart moi bf dunn lyke me sooooooo twitz. Bart horrss, moi styl thinkk moi chio buu nehs! Wut shuldd moi duu?

BY, annabelgoestolivinghelltorapeHitlerandpeeinOsama'stoilet-san

Translation!

Dear Jingye,

I do not know why i feel like a *girl who likes camwhoring and using African Language to speak on the net. I think that i am a Cutey Pie in Mini Toons. But my boyfriend don't like me being an official girl who likes camwhoring and using African Language to speak on the net. However, i still think i am as hot as Felicia Chin. What should i do to snap out of my illusion?

BY, Huh? What kind of name is that?



Okay, erm, annabellgoestolivinghell something, i got a piece of advice for you. I hope you take it very seriously. Okay here goes. I know its a big blow but:

Get a Life, Bitch/Sow/Twit!


I am like so good at counselling!

If you are interested in Joining SPEAK UP, sms me at 900985**.

And i will be revealing my crush in the next post. Someone who you might never expect.

And yeah, try guessing on my blog(tag). If you guess it correctly, i buy you carrot cake when school starts.

P.S. The carrot cake in the canteen taste like kanasai. I mean, Hashi**'s kanasai.

Kanasai means: Black/Waste/Undigested food/Smelly/Filth/ Sanjeev Sudharkar Menon.
(Search results by: Oxford Thesaurus)

If you wanna recommend me to your friend or sis, go ahead, considering that i am like so CHARMING. *wink*